Anonymous asked: mean people are mean

boo, you hor

Anonymous asked: i dont hate you because ur fat.
your fat because i hate you.
and because u hate baby's.

ouch. i wish we could all get along like we used to in middle school, i wish i could bake a cake filled with rainbows and smiles and everyone would eat and be happy. :(

Anonymous asked: i wuv baby tawk. do u wike baby tawk?

i wuv bayb tawk. jus not baybees demselvs!

Anonymous asked: kill, fuck, marry. (just put them in order the way kill, fuck, and marry are)
buddy the elf, elmo, or po (the teletubbie)

elmo

buddy the elf

po, he has a television on his stomach!

Anonymous asked: ok ready. do the kill, fuck, and marry thing.

myers, megow, lerario,

kill lerario.

fuck myers but to seduce him ill put on a slutty nazi outfit and he can be my jew, ill wear a gas mask and then ill gas the room while i wear my little sex outfit. he will die before the sex happens.

marry megow, then on the night that we do THE DEED, we will play the choking game before any real shit goes down.

i hope this answered your question, i put a lot of thought into it.

ayeitssalyo:

cortexerati:

• Sorry, I can’t, walking the unicorn.
• Sorry, I can’t, the fish is drowning.
• Sorry, I can’t, the jellyfish broke its back.
• Sorry, I can’t, I’m finding Nemo.
• Sorry, I can’t, my Tamagotchi died.
• Sorry, I can’t, my snake broke its leg.
• Sorry, I can’t, my cat just had puppies.
• Sorry, I can’t, my turtle has athletics training.
• Sorry, I can’t, I hate you.

lmfao

MY TAMAGOTCHI JUST DIED, I MISS THOSE.

Anonymous asked: have you stopped beating your wife?

well i mean there is a reason why she doesnt let me wear a belt and makes me use suspenders. but the real question is, has my wife stopped beating me?